Monthly Archives: July 2011

My kids, oh Dear Jesus, where did I go wrong? Was it: a. the high fructose corn syrup b. too many hours of PBS. c. sub-par parenting d. homeschooling e. influence from friends f. I never read the Power of … Continue reading →

1. My dog runs like a Spring Buck. He may have some identity issues. 2. Heads up to well-meaning people: if all it took to cure nasty prolonged pregnancy nausea was saltine crackers and flat coke don’t you think I … Continue reading →

Let me catch you up on my past 3 months of life on the edge of my couch….. barf. Dear HCG, I hate you. I hope you rot in hell. We will never be friends. You try to ruin my … Continue reading →