High of the week:
boys.
2 more boys.
twin boys.
2 more children who will eventually grow up and think I am dumb.
It’s taken me 144 hours to get over the shock and awe. My gender intuition has never been off….ever. I can’t wrap my head around the notion that I may be wrong. It calls into question the authority of my ability.
Wait. I am not comfortable with that.
I’ll settle for denial……. I am always right.
IN other news Mr. Johnson would like to name one if not both “Irvin”. It’s a fine family name. I just prefer the name not be in my family. I’ve threatened to name them Huck and Finn or Muhammad and Fatima if he insists on that direction.
Your children will rise up and call you blessed. Mom