Monthly Archives: November 2011

I woke up fat

Every night I still dream I can fit into my pre-preggy clothes. E-V-E-R-Y N-I-G-H-TĀ  I feel normal then I wake up and discover anew a 25 lb baby mountain has been strappedĀ to my midriff. It’s disturbing. This morning was the … Continue reading

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