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This blog post is brought to you by sleeping babies. I’ll real quick hit the highlights of the last several months to catch up my loyal reader: 1. Huck and Finn almost made it to their intended “full-term” arrival date. … Continue reading →

Every night I still dream I can fit into my pre-preggy clothes. E-V-E-R-Y N-I-G-H-T  I feel normal then I wake up and discover anew a 25 lb baby mountain has been strapped to my midriff. It’s disturbing. This morning was the … Continue reading →

One, two, three, four get your woman on the floor…. Oh Coolio, I can’t get you out of my brain. You are polluting me and turning me into a heathen. Yo: Raisins, mushrooms, peanut butter and horseradish you are nasty. A … Continue reading →

My belly itches like I rolled  Poison Ivy thanks to Huck and Finn who are currently engaged in a little fetal competitive eating contest. I’m totally happy they are sucking down the chow but it means my frail Irish skin … Continue reading →

I’m backkkkkkkk! Thanks to Tanya (go here and read all about her) I have a computer to communicate with the outside world again. Thank you Tanya, my 2 loyal readers are happy again. Let me super condense the past 4 … Continue reading →

High of the week: boys. 2 more boys. twin boys. 2 more children who will eventually grow up and think I am dumb. It’s taken me 144 hours to get over the shock and awe. My gender intuition has never … Continue reading →

My kids, oh Dear Jesus, where did I go wrong? Was it: a. the high fructose corn syrup b. too many hours of PBS. c. sub-par parenting d. homeschooling e. influence from friends f. I never read the Power of … Continue reading →

1. My dog runs like a Spring Buck. He may have some identity issues. 2. Heads up to well-meaning people: if all it took to cure nasty prolonged pregnancy nausea was saltine crackers and flat coke don’t you think I … Continue reading →

Let me catch you up on my past 3 months of life on the edge of my couch….. barf. Dear HCG, I hate you. I hope you rot in hell. We will never be friends. You try to ruin my … Continue reading →

Here’s whats going on in my world: 1. My eldest has ruined his life’s contentment with this book:  This piece of literature has provoked the desperate desire of: a buckskin suit   a birch bark canoe   a falcon named Frightful … Continue reading →